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Taming The Unicorn: The 15 Family Commandments

The Fifteen Family Commandments of the Scully-Mulder Household

  1. Thou Shalt Not Enter Mommy And Daddy's Bedroom Without Knocking, EVER.
  2. Thou Shalt Not Meddle With Daddy's Radio
  3. Thou Shalt Not Force-Feed Crayons To Thy Sibling
  4. Thou Shalt Not Obtain Tattoos Before Thy Eighteenth Birthday
  5. Thou Shalt Not Use Bladed Weapons In Food Fights
  6. Thou Shalt Not Play "Lightsabers" With Lit Candles
  7. Thou Shalt Not Use Mommy's Laptop Computer As A Hammer
  8. Thou Shalt Not Cross State Lines When Running Away From Home
  9. Thou Shalt Not Drive Without A License
  10. Thou Shalt Not Utilize Matzoh Balls As Projectile Weapons
  11. Thou Shalt Not Paint Thy Face With Indelible Ink
  12. Thou Shalt Not Interrupt Dinner For Anything Short Of Nuclear War
  13. Thou Shalt Not Store Live Tadpoles In Mommy's Dress Shoes
  14. Thou Shalt Not Cut Thy Sibling's Hair, With Or Without Permission
  15. Thou Shalt Not Perform Science Experiments In The Toaster Oven

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