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IRC: #deadbored
*** Now talking on #deadbored ***
* LilBoPeep <cjx35247@freenet.toronto.on.ca> has joined #deadbored
CaptVideo: rehi Lil!
LilBoPeep: bak
CaptVideo: bounced?
* CaptVideo sets LilBoPeep +o
LilBoPeep: nah. Had to look busy, hit close instead of minimize
CaptVideo: Pretending to work, hmm?
CaptVideo: Get a Mac.
LilBoPeep: well, yeah, set an example for the staff <g>
* LilBoPeep sets topic #deadbored: Quick, look busy!
LilBoPeep: Uh-uh, no way. No Mac, no Win95, no no no.
CaptVideo: You have a staff... I'm jealous.
CaptVideo: Of course you know that Windows is a conspiracy hatched by aliens to undermine humang civilization as we know it.
CaptVideo: human, even
LilBoPeep: I have a staff, you have a gun -- who wins?
LilBoPeep: Truthfully, I should be working. I have a backlog you wouldn't believe.
CaptVideo: <g> I have a tendency to lose my gun.
CaptVideo: Sympathies. Paperwork?
* cadillac <cadillac@premierenet.ca> has joined #deadbored
LilBoPeep: You and your conspiracies. Everything's a conspiracy with you.
CaptVideo: Greetings, cad.
LilBoPeep: well, I have a tendency to lose my staff. Another one quit today.
LilBoPeep: Well, hello there cad. Past your bedtime, isn't it?
CaptVideo: You've been chatting with Cinn. behind my back, haven't you.
cadillac: hello
* CaptVideo sets topic #deadbored: Paranoid and Proud Of It!
LilBoPeep: Much paperwork. The receptionist is pregnant.
cadillac: can't sleep, bored, nothing on tv; the usual
cadillac: marie-therese is pregnant??
LilBoPeep: <bg> actually, haven't seen Cinn here lately
CaptVideo: Sympathies again. I too should be working.
LilBoPeep: cad: Where've you been? She's seven months gone & big as a house.
CaptVideo: cad: insomnia, nightmares...?
CaptVideo: Lil: We've been busy lately. Working too hard.
cadillac: haven't seen m-t since she started working days
cadillac: send her my best, will you?
CaptVideo: Cinn. took a slug in the arm yesterday, flesh wound.
cadillac: cv: hunger this time, actually. this diet i'm on
LilBoPeep: cad: oh, for crying out loud, do it yourself, will you?
LilBoPeep: Send her flowers or something.
CaptVideo: I made her take the day off.
LilBoPeep: oh no! {{{{{{hugs}}}}}} for Cinn
LilBoPeep: cad: b.good
cadillac: cv: please relay my sympathy
CaptVideo: Told her I'd write her number on the men's room wall if she didn't.
CaptVideo: <g>
cadillac: lil: yes, ma'am.
LilBoPeep: Capt: LOL! Did she shoot you? again?
cadillac: twice, even.
CaptVideo: I'll tell her.
CaptVideo: Lil: I thought she might.
cadillac: cv: will have to remember that method of persuasion
CaptVideo: Actually, she still might.
CaptVideo: Had to drive her home & all but tuck her into bed.
LilBoPeep: cad: One word - toothpicks.
cadillac: cv: "all but"?
CaptVideo: Yes, well, remember that Cinn. is also licensed to carry a concealed weapon.
LilBoPeep: Capt: "tuck" -- typo?
CaptVideo: So yes, "all but".
LilBoPeep: Does she also miss low? <veg>
CaptVideo: no, not a typo <g>
CaptVideo: But I did get to help take her shirt off.
cadillac: lil: toothpicks???
CaptVideo: No, um, she's too accurate for my good.
cadillac: lil: you never let me help take your shirt off.
CaptVideo: So naturally I was a perfect gentleman.
LilBoPeep: cad: Use your imagination.
CaptVideo: cad: well, the shirt part was fun, but I could have lived without seeing ehr get shot.
LilBoPeep: cad: The next time I get shot, you can help take my shirt off.
cadillac: understood. on all points.
LilBoPeep: brb
cadillac: cv: did you get the s.o.b.?
CaptVideo: Well, we got him incarcerated.
CaptVideo: Of course, I would have prefferred... but laws, and all that.
cadillac: yes, understood
CaptVideo: Can't let the emotional reaction prevail, regardless of what I might have preferred.
cadillac: agreed. justice, not vengeance
cadillac: now we hope that the system works, this time.
CaptVideo: Agreed.
cadillac: so... you took her shirt off...
CaptVideo: <g> Yes.
cadillac: and then?
CaptVideo: And then I took her bra off.
cadillac: the plot thickens...
cadillac: and then??
CaptVideo: Ummm, wasnk't the only thing that thickened...
CaptVideo: And then <sigh> I helped her put on a nightgown.
cadillac: hm, i can imagine!
CaptVideo: I didn't drool or anything. I was very proud of myself.
cadillac: the perils of gallantry; some things never change
LilBoPeep: bak
CaptVideo: It wasn't easy, but I survived.
CaptVideo: well, time to change the subject!
LilBoPeep: taqlking about me behind my back, are you?
LilBoPeep: talking, even
cadillac: no, we were... never mind.
LilBoPeep: <chuckles> Silly man. I'm logging.
cadillac: logging?
LilBoPeep: I always log our chats.
CaptVideo: Well, I'm screwed.
* CaptVideo prepares to dig a very deep hole and climb into it
LilBoPeep: Now I have to go and find out what you two were saying...
CaptVideo: I should know better than to shoot my mouth off on IRC.
cadillac: serves you right, you know
CaptVideo: It always gets me in trouble.
CaptVideo: Hey, you were the one asking all the questions!
LilBoPeep: You pig!
* CaptVideo crawls into the deep hole, hiding from feminine wrath
CaptVideo: Please don't tell Cinn., please please please
LilBoPeep: No, I was talking to cadillac.
cadillac: me? what did i do?
CaptVideo: I beg, I implore, I beseech you, please do not tell Cinn. what I said.
LilBoPeep: You were the one asking all the questions.
* LilBoPeep sets topic #deadbored: Men are PIGS.
CaptVideo: I pretended that she wasn't gloriously naked mere inches from my fingertips, and I kind of think she bought it.
cadillac: i was only showing polite interest
LilBoPeep: Oh, please. Like she wouldn't notice you drooling.
LilBoPeep: Polite interest, my ass.
CaptVideo: I did not drool. I was very very good.
CaptVideo: I tried not to even look, but I couldn't manage that.
cadillac: lil: yes, i have a polite interest in your ass
* LilBoPeep concedes points to CaptVideo for not drooling
CaptVideo: cad: LOL!
cadillac: it's a very nice ass. especially in scrubs
* Cinnamon <dks@annapolis-online.net> has joined #deadbored
CaptVideo: Thank you very much. <g>
LilBoPeep: cad: Welllll... as long as it's a *polite* interest.
CaptVideo: Cinnamon!
Cinnamon: Hi, all.
cadillac: cinnamon!!! welcome
LilBoPeep: Cinn! How are you doing???
CaptVideo: and what are you doing online? You're supposed to be RESTING!
* CaptVideo sets Cinnamon +o
Cinnamon: What's new?
LilBoPeep: We heard you had, uhm, a bit of a mishap?
* LilBoPeep sets Cinnamon +o
CaptVideo: Resting, as in sleeping, as in not exercising the site of the injury...
cadillac: feel better soon cinn
Cinnamon: Just a flesh wound. I feel fine. A little achey.
Cinnamon: CV: I'm *fine*, dammit. <g>
LilBoPeep: Flesh wounds *hurt*.
CaptVideo: Cinn: Do not even try to tell me that it does not hurt to type.
Cinnamon: Thanks, guys.
Cinnamon: Lil: Yes, they do. :(
LilBoPeep: well, it's still good to 'see' you again!
Cinnamon: I can't sleep, there's nothing on television; I'm *bored*.
LilBoPeep: cut up any good dead bodies lately?
CaptVideo: Cinn: c'mon, I worry.
cadillac: cinn: oh, you too? <g>
Cinnamon: Nope. Any new autopsy jokes?
CaptVideo: We're all bored. That's what this channel is here for.
Cinnamon: CV: I know. But don't.
LilBoPeep: Grace is my best source, and she's on vacation <pout>
cadillac: just another way of killing time
LilBoPeep: Off in the sunny bahamas <snif>
Cinnamon: So, why are men pigs?
LilBoPeep: <snickers>
CaptVideo: Um, no reason.
* CaptVideo sets topic #deadbored: Ignore Previous Topic
cadillac: no reason, never mind
Cinnamon: Uh-huh, yeah, right, sure, I'll buy that.
(private) Cinnamon: okay, what happened?
(private) LilBoPeep: heh heh heh, want the log?
CaptVideo: The sunny Bahamas, huh?
(private) Cinnamon: yes, please!
CaptVideo: Let's talk about the sunny Bahamas.
LilBoPeep: Okay, Capt, whatever you say. <snickers>
(private) LilBoPeep: Hang on, I'll e-mail it to you.
Cinnamon: Right, CV. The sunny Bahamas.
cadillac: oh, please, not another conversation about beaches.
(private) Cinnamon: thanks!
* LilBoPeep sets topic #deadbored: How 'bout them sunny Bahamas?
LilBoPeep: Grace went, and she didn't take me with her :(
CaptVideo: What's wrong with beaches?
cadillac: i would have missed you, lil.
LilBoPeep: I really need a vacation.
Cinnamon: ...a lounge chair, a palm tree, a margarita... <sigh>
LilBoPeep: cad: yes, I know. ;-)
cadillac: cv: i burn easily in sunlight :-(
* CaptVideo sweeps Cinnamon off her feet to an island paradise.
LilBoPeep: cad: I suppose I might have missed you, just a bit.
* Cinnamon thanks CaptVideo graciously, and offers him a sip of her margarita
(private) Cinnamon: oooooh, that pig!
(private) LilBoPeep: ahh, you got your e-mail <snicker>
LilBoPeep: cad: Why don't you ever take ME anywhere, hmmm?
(private) Cinnamon: actually, no, I have to admit, he really was very good about it. Very -- restrained. <g>
CaptVideo: Cinn: Thank you!
cadillac: lil: where do you want to go?
(private) LilBoPeep: want to pretend I never told you?
CaptVideo: Now put down the laptop and get some rest... please?
(private) Cinnamon: Yeah, I think I can safely let him get away with this one.
cadillac: /cadillac offers lil moonlight and roses
cadillac: oops
* CaptVideo gently takes the computer from Cinn's hands...
Cinnamon: cad: try /me
LilBoPeep: Well, it was a nice thought <g>
cadillac: okay
Cinnamon: I'm FINE. Really.
CaptVideo: cad: if you do, I'll have to hunt you down and kill you.
* cadillac offers lil moonlight and roses
* Cinnamon gently breaks CaptVideo's hands and takes back the computer
LilBoPeep: That's much better. I accept. <g>
CaptVideo: ouch!
Cinnamon: Oh, are we a tad jealous?
cadillac: cv: what??
* CaptVideo kicks off his shoes and attempts to take away the computer using his toes
LilBoPeep: Now how about some *real* roses sometime?
CaptVideo: I hardly think that warranted having my hands broken.
* Cinnamon faints dead away at the smell of CaptVideo's feet
CaptVideo: cad: never mind
LilBoPeep: They're always jealous. <g>
LilBoPeep: Cinn: LOL!
* CaptVideo reaches over Cinn's unconscious body and takes away the laptop. Success!
cadillac: brb
CaptVideo: So there.
LilBoPeep: cad: chicken!
Cinnamon: Want me to kiss 'em better?
Cinnamon: Lil: lol!
CaptVideo: Are you flirting with me again?
LilBoPeep: the hands, or the feet?
cadillac: bak
Cinnamon: I never flirt with you.
LilBoPeep: You're not off the hook, you know.
CaptVideo: Okay, fine, whatever you say. <g>
cadillac: lil: <g>
LilBoPeep: Uh-oh. They're bringing in a fresh one.
CaptVideo: If it makes you feel better to think so...
LilBoPeep: Looks like no more boredom for me today <sigh>
cadillac: lil: what's up?
Cinnamon: Just your arrogant imagination.
LilBoPeep: cad: I don't know yet.
LilBoPeep: All right, well, I'm outta here.
CaptVideo: I call 'em as I see 'em <g>
cadillac: lil: call me if you need me
Cinnamon: Lil: happy hunting!
LilBoPeep: See ya later, maybe.
CaptVideo: good luck, Lil.
LilBoPeep: cad: I will.
LilBoPeep: Bye, all.
* LilBoPeep <cjx35247@freenet.toronto.on.ca> has left #deadbored -- Quit Message: (Now where's those damn sheep?)